Cheese or Blowjobs?

Here's a question: If you could only choose cheese or blowjobs for the rest of your life, which would you choose?

well im assuming sex is still allowed, so i choose cheese, i could never live without cheese

David McSingleton wrote:well im assuming sex is still allowed, so i choose cheese, i could never live without cheese

lightly melt some brie and stick your dick in it, close enough to a blow j

Gotta go with Cheese as well. There's just more you can do with it and more variety.

yeah, gotta go with cheese. there are so many great sex acts besides blowjobs, but with cheese... there is only cheese.

also, as dirty dave said, just stick your dick in some brie.

cheese

I'm glad everyone is on the same page. You could prob last about a month without cheese and say "yeah blowjobs are awesome" but when everyone has ordered a cheesy pizza or nochos you're done. cheese makes everything taste better.

David McSingleton wrote:

David McSingleton wrote:well im assuming sex is still allowed, so i choose cheese, i could never live without cheese

lightly melt some brie and stick your dick in it, close enough to a blow j

I feel like I missed something not being in Tampa. Was there a time where everyone was just melting brie on their cocks? If so, pic related.

Lars wrote:I feel like I missed something not being in Tampa. Was there a time where everyone was just melting brie on their cocks?

this started, like, right after you left man.

yeah, its like 6 bucks for a wedge of brie but... worth it!

i definitely pick cheese!

|<311y wrote:i definitely pick cheese!

Pssshhhhhhh... irrelevant.

is there an "or both" option? cuz that would be awesome.

ChicagoShults wrote:is there an "or both" option? cuz that would be awesome.

lol, yeah, its called "irl", thank god

Karl wrote:

ChicagoShults wrote:is there an "or both" option? cuz that would be awesome.

lol, yeah, its called "irl", thank god

i meant both at the same time. as in anytime you had cheese, you also got a beej.

KCLU wrote:

Lars wrote:I feel like I missed something not being in Tampa. Was there a time where everyone was just melting brie on their cocks?

this started, like, right after you left man.

This was why I didn't talk to you for a year or so Erik. I was busy getting briejeebs.

ChicagoShults wrote:

Karl wrote:

ChicagoShults wrote:is there an "or both" option? cuz that would be awesome.

lol, yeah, its called "irl", thank god

i meant both at the same time. as in anytime you had cheese, you also got a beej.

I wonder which one of us can be first to achieve this.

I mean cheese and BJ at the same time. Not BJ anytime you eat cheese.

no its only one or the other, briejays just sounds ridiculous, but I like where your heads at.

Steve-o wrote:... but I like where your heads at.

I get it!

Steve-o wrote:no its only one or the other, briejays just sounds ridiculous, but I like where your heads at.

hahaha

Badge wrote:This was why I didn't talk to you for a year or so Erik. I was busy getting briejeebs.

truly the best days of our lives.