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Latest imagesSo I've gotten takeout from China Fast Wok a couple of times now (awesome chinese btw), and I am beginning to suspect the manager is actually a ninja. He is always wearing black, is super buff, and he can change 10 dollars in no time. He also never accepts a tip. How do I test his ninja abilities without endangering my life? And no Dave and Steve, there is no way that I could bring an Xbox with Ninja Gaiden to the store.
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ChicagoShults
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I think the manager of China Fast Wok is a Ninja
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Is the manager of China Fast Wok a Ninja?
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ChicagoShults- Posts : 41
Join date : 2010-08-12
Age : 38
Location : Chicago, IL
The Rebirth- Posts : 196
Join date : 2010-08-14
Hire a local Asian actress to run int the China Fast Wok crying. Have her say something to the effect of, "These mobsters have been pressuring her grandfather to sell his store," and then see the suspected Ninja's reaction.
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Hire a group of Italian actors to come in and tell him he needs to pay them money for protection. See his reaction.
For more information see 3 Ninjas or Tigerheart (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0117911/ )
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Hire a group of Italian actors to come in and tell him he needs to pay them money for protection. See his reaction.
For more information see 3 Ninjas or Tigerheart (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0117911/ )
Steve-o- Posts : 21
Join date : 2010-08-12
Throw a ninja start at his face, if he catches it hes a ninja. If he dies, you become a ninja. Its win/win.
DopeMasterJFlow- Admin
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Re: I think the manager of China Fast Wok is a Ninja
DopeMasterJFlow Sun Aug 22, 2010 11:06 pm
Dude, that guy is def. a ninja!!!
Steve-o: are you trying to get Cody killed?! Everyone knows that if you try to test a ninja by throwing ninja-stars at his face, that he will immediately and fatally counter attack you.
Steve-o: are you trying to get Cody killed?! Everyone knows that if you try to test a ninja by throwing ninja-stars at his face, that he will immediately and fatally counter attack you.
K$tu- Posts : 93
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Age : 37
Location : Miami
Im actually willing to bet he's only half ninja.
Steve-o- Posts : 21
Join date : 2010-08-12
But what if by chance you kill him then you become a ninja. I for one think its worth the risk.
Newmantopia- Posts : 109
Join date : 2010-08-16
Steve-o wrote:But what if by chance you kill him then you become a ninja. I for one think its worth the risk.
If he kills him and proves that the guy is in fact not a ninja, there would be no promotion to ninja status.
It's lose-lose. Don't do it, Cody!
David McSingleton- Posts : 188
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Age : 38
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Re: I think the manager of China Fast Wok is a Ninja
David McSingleton Mon Aug 23, 2010 11:58 am
ChicagoShults wrote:So I've gotten takeout from China Fast Wok a couple of times now (awesome chinese btw), and I am beginning to suspect the manager is actually a ninja. He is always wearing black, is super buff, and he can change 10 dollars in no time. He also never accepts a tip. How do I test his ninja abilities without endangering my life? And no Dave and Steve, there is no way that I could bring an Xbox with Ninja Gaiden to the store.
well i would think that any ninja should be able to counter the flying swallow attack this can be achieved with a running jump "Y"
however this move will leave you open for a counter attack if blocked, so after the flying swallow go directly into a block roll, then attack immediately with a forward hold "Y" tap "Y" "Y" "Y" attack and finish with an Inferno Ninpo. If he avoids the Ninpo like any master ninja should you are already dead and he has proven his worthy skill of ninja mastery, if not then there is one less fake ninja in the world
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